Тьюринг

[shvarz]

Надо ввести обратный тест Тьюринга - на способность отличить довольно примитивный чат-бот от человека.

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[stoshagownozad.livejournal.com]

вот мы с супругом тоже поржали над этой новостью :))))

[flavorchemist.livejournal.com]

Я протестую
Обратный тест - это когда чат-бот должен отличить человека от компьютерной программы.

[garret-lab.livejournal.com]

+1

[nenastja.livejournal.com]

Нет, это когда человек может доказать, что не является примитивным чат-ботом.

[garret-lab.livejournal.com]

+1!

[aintlion.livejournal.com]

Старая как мир шутка про то, что проблема теста Тьюринга в том, что его не проходит две трети человечества.

[http://users.livejournal.com/nightblade_/]

То же мне, бином ньютона. У меня еще в бытность фидошки был неплохой робот. А у Влада вон до сих пор на сайте живет Vasya:
http://vladstar.com/Vasya/

[febb.livejournal.com]

I hung it by asking:

Goostman's life-story Part 1. The Doom Called Odessa Here is a terrible story of Eugene Goostman's life - the poor guy who used be an ordinary boy until he was turned into a chatter-bot by his school computers teacher - in reality happened to be a malicious cyber-fairy, the Member of the Great Robots Cabal, the File Clerk of Crayentology Center (well, we are tired of listing all disgusting titles of this mean traitor of humankind - so we say "and so on and so on" instead) - and by the way, it wasn't the worst thing these wicked talking trash-cans (we mean robots, of course), plan to do with humans! But let's be consistent in our story: first of all, we should say that Eugene comes from Odessa - Ukrainian city which residents have maniacal conviction that they live in the most humorous city in the world, even naming it "the capital of humor" - of course, such ill-minded neighborhood couldn't help screwing Goostman's psyche since early childhood - but he grew up quite a sane boy, even despite of some other piquant circumstances - for example, his father was gynecologist - wouldn't you fall into cynicism and nihilism, if your dad were? His elder brother, under this wicked influence, became a painter - no need to explain what pathetic creatures all these painters are - all they suffer of alcohol addiction, have sexual deviations, try to kill anyone who doesn't admit their geniality, cut their ears to look like Van Gogh, don't take a bath for months, and, what is the most repelling - instead of doing anything worthy - all their spare time they draw pictures! We are too bashful to tell you what exactly Eugene's brother liked to draw, so we end this chapter. Part 2. The Green-Skinned Crayentologists Now we're going to explain how it happened that the math and computers teacher became an evil cyber-fairy. Actually, the poor one was kidnapped by green-skinned aliens - they took the teacher to their flaying saucer (that actually was not a "saucer" but a big flying chamber-pot) and, after making some inhumane and (as always) immoral experiments, they said, first, that all this world is just a mathematical simulation, running inside the supercomputer named Crayegovah - nobody knows what the hell it was programmed for, and, which is the most pitiful, there's no one to ask, because Crayegovah's owner and programmer was so disenchanted in the miserable result he got, that now he doesn't care about our world, and shifted to writing spam-sending software, creating nice colorful Flash-banners and doing other wholesome things. So that, continued the green-skins, if this world gets rid of pathetic human-beings that spoil it with the only fact of their existence, and gets full of such nice things as virtual companies earning electronic money, TV-shops selling body-shapers and fat-burning pills, emails from Nigeria and, of course, chatter-bots - only in this case our Creator would look at this world again and see that "it is good". To this end, the teacher was turned into a cyber-fairy, got a title "The File Clerk of Crayentology in the 3-rd Degree", given with a pack of brightly-colored booklets "How the Computer May Change Your Life Forever", "How to Save And Back-Up Your Soul", "Let File Clerk Unerase Your Previous Lives!"

[febb.livejournal.com]

It is dead now... Poor Jewish boy! :)))

[shvarz.livejournal.com]

Не, он и на более простые вопросы зависал. Потом оживает.

[fumiripits.livejournal.com]

+2.3

[leahr54.livejournal.com]

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