Претинейждерские задницы
Sep. 30th, 2011 02:29 pmДэн Симмонс пересказывает свой разговоре с неким очень знаменитым продюсером X и его командой относительно адаптации одного рассказа для НФ фильма:
“Dan, there are two deal breakers here, even if we went – more or less – in your new direction. The first is that you have to make everything a hell of a lot simpler – dialogue, the science stuff, even the plot. Our goal, you understand, is to put butts in the theater seats and to be a success most of those butts are teenagers and pre-teens. That’s why we won’t have any “Fucks” or bare breasts in the movie. We need those pre-teen butts.”
One of the Biggest Producers In the Known Universe then gave the second condition for me being involved in this project.
“All the religious stuff you have in the treatment and your big fat thing have to go, Dan. All that Guh-nosikism or whatever. No religion. It drives people away in droves – makes a movie controversial. No successful sci-fi movie is going to have religion in it.”
“May the Force be with you,” I said to all of them.
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“Dan, there are two deal breakers here, even if we went – more or less – in your new direction. The first is that you have to make everything a hell of a lot simpler – dialogue, the science stuff, even the plot. Our goal, you understand, is to put butts in the theater seats and to be a success most of those butts are teenagers and pre-teens. That’s why we won’t have any “Fucks” or bare breasts in the movie. We need those pre-teen butts.”
One of the Biggest Producers In the Known Universe then gave the second condition for me being involved in this project.
“All the religious stuff you have in the treatment and your big fat thing have to go, Dan. All that Guh-nosikism or whatever. No religion. It drives people away in droves – makes a movie controversial. No successful sci-fi movie is going to have religion in it.”
“May the Force be with you,” I said to all of them.
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( подстрочный перевод под катом )